1 00:00:09,539 --> 00:00:14,040 Hello, my name is Marcus Templeton, and I'd like to show you how I spent my 2 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:16,219 entire life savings in less than two weeks. 3 00:00:21,900 --> 00:00:23,520 I don't have a dime left. 4 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:30,960 They repossessed my car yesterday. 5 00:00:35,900 --> 00:00:37,980 I've got to move out by the 31st. 6 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:51,480 I'd do it again. 7 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,340 Last. Bastard. 8 00:05:02,310 --> 00:05:08,130 160. Area 5 secure. 9 00:05:11,130 --> 00:05:15,710 Nice talking to you. 10 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:42,080 I don't know why I have to check this parking lot every night. 11 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,260 My car is the only one that's ever here. 12 00:06:08,300 --> 00:06:10,440 Tastes like a salty pile of grease. 13 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,220 No wonder I have health problems. 14 00:06:19,020 --> 00:06:20,900 What I need is a real meal. 15 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:46,960 My heart is bound to explode if I keep eating like this I 16 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:50,480 hope I'm asleep when it happens 17 00:10:37,580 --> 00:10:39,780 Too bad staring at it won't make it rain. 18 00:11:07,340 --> 00:11:08,520 This is ridiculous. 19 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:14,120 The only people I come in contact with are the dispatcher at work who I've 20 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:17,320 seen and the guy upstairs who I've never seen. 21 00:11:18,180 --> 00:11:20,460 I think this is how people go nuts. 22 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,580 I've got to have some human contact. 23 00:11:24,420 --> 00:11:26,640 I could go buy something at the store. 24 00:11:26,980 --> 00:11:29,060 Those people have to talk to you. 25 00:11:30,980 --> 00:11:32,720 No, that's pathetic. 26 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,260 I'll call someone. 27 00:11:35,950 --> 00:11:37,930 A girl. Maybe go out on a date. 28 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:00,510 Hello? 29 00:12:01,510 --> 00:12:02,570 Hi, how are you? 30 00:12:04,030 --> 00:12:05,030 Who is this? 31 00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:08,360 Marcus. Marcus Templeton. 32 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:10,360 We went out a couple of weeks ago. 33 00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:13,240 That Darkyard guy? 34 00:12:14,980 --> 00:12:16,220 That's right. How have you been? 35 00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:19,620 I'm okay. 36 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:24,600 Well, I just thought I'd call and see how you were doing since I never heard 37 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:25,600 from you. 38 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:28,120 I never thought I'd call. 39 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:34,300 Well, I know. I just... So, how have you been doing? 40 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:38,350 Fine, but I'm really kind of busy right now. 41 00:12:39,930 --> 00:12:40,930 Oh, okay. 42 00:12:41,130 --> 00:12:44,810 I'll let you go. I was just hoping we could get together again sometime. 43 00:12:46,890 --> 00:12:48,310 Um, I don't know. 44 00:12:48,510 --> 00:12:49,550 We just went out. 45 00:12:51,130 --> 00:12:52,310 That was weeks ago. 46 00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:54,890 Yeah, but I don't know. 47 00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:57,430 Things didn't really work out that well, you know? 48 00:12:59,670 --> 00:13:03,550 I had a wonderful time. I was really looking forward to seeing you again. 49 00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:08,070 To be honest, I don't know if I want to go out with you again. 50 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:12,470 Well, if we're ever going to make this relationship work. 51 00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:15,050 Relationship? Come on. 52 00:13:15,550 --> 00:13:18,410 We went out on one lousy date and you call that a relationship? 53 00:13:19,230 --> 00:13:20,910 Look, you're making too much out of it. 54 00:13:21,610 --> 00:13:23,610 I don't want to hurt your feelings, but be realistic. 55 00:13:24,330 --> 00:13:25,570 Not every date works out. 56 00:13:27,790 --> 00:13:30,370 Well, it's not like I'm asking you to marry me. 57 00:13:30,830 --> 00:13:32,310 I just want to go out sometime. 58 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:38,060 Don't call me anymore. 59 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:57,020 I have such a headache, and my wrist hurts. 60 00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:06,200 I wish I could safely pull out my heart and massage it. 61 00:14:07,820 --> 00:14:10,240 I wonder if I'm too young to have a heart attack. 62 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:35,060 Ah, I hope I left that filth mag in the car. 63 00:14:39,119 --> 00:14:42,360 Friends, when was the last time you looked into the mirror and felt good 64 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,720 what you saw there? I mean really good. 65 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:48,700 Well, I don't know of anyone except maybe models and movie stars who doesn't 66 00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:50,080 feel the need to improve their appearance. 67 00:14:50,670 --> 00:14:54,410 And friends, I'm not talking about cosmetic surgery that costs thousands of 68 00:14:54,410 --> 00:14:58,450 dollars. I'm not talking about some crazy new fat diet that doesn't take off 69 00:14:58,450 --> 00:14:59,249 single pound. 70 00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:03,110 I'm talking about a scientific breakthrough that many of us have waited 71 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:07,650 years. That's right, a scientific breakthrough called Reduso Cream. 72 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:12,410 Now you're probably asking yourself, Bob, what in the world is new Reduso 73 00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:13,410 and how does it work? 74 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:18,040 Well, friends, Reduzo Cream is a secret scientific compound that melts fat right 75 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:21,140 off your body, and I'm here to tell you it really, really works. 76 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:24,940 You simply rub Reduzo Cream on a part of your body you want to rid of fat, 77 00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:28,860 whether it's your stomach area, thighs, buttocks, or whatever, and within days, 78 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:32,300 you're going to see a dramatic reduction in the amount of fat you once had. 79 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:36,420 Now, I know some of you are saying, okay, Bob, you've convinced me that 80 00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:38,160 Cream really works, but is it safe? 81 00:15:38,930 --> 00:15:42,050 Friends, Reduso cream is as safe as any garden vegetable. 82 00:15:42,490 --> 00:15:47,210 It contains no artificial dyes or colors and is not harmful in any way. So why 83 00:15:47,210 --> 00:15:52,470 not stop in at your favorite drugstore and say, I want to try new Reduso cream. 84 00:15:55,990 --> 00:15:58,070 That's got to be some kind of gimmick. 85 00:15:58,690 --> 00:16:00,630 Nothing could really melt that off. 86 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,370 Something like that would be worth a fortune. 87 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:08,600 I wonder how much it cost. 88 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,800 How old is this picture? 89 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:16,960 Only a few years. 90 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,120 I look great then. 91 00:16:19,540 --> 00:16:21,520 What in the world happened to me? 92 00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:26,340 I know everybody gets older, but guys like Robert Redford are older than me 93 00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:27,340 they still look great. 94 00:16:28,660 --> 00:16:32,500 Can a few extra pounds really change a person's face that much? 95 00:16:35,980 --> 00:16:39,080 I never had any trouble meeting women when I looked like this. 96 00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:43,140 Were they really just interested in physical appearance? 97 00:17:04,910 --> 00:17:08,790 My chin is being swallowed up by the abyss once known as my neck. 98 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,100 Nice day, huh? 99 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,000 Yeah. 100 00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:12,960 Are you the security guard for this complex? 101 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,520 No. I work across town. 102 00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:19,120 Are you just now going to work? 103 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:21,280 Just getting home. 104 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:25,920 It's not the greatest schedule in the world, but it leaves me plenty of time 105 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:26,920 other things. 106 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:27,940 Such as? 107 00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:30,180 Oh, writing. 108 00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:31,700 Things like that. 109 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:33,820 You're a writer? 110 00:18:34,420 --> 00:18:35,420 I try. 111 00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:36,700 I'd like to be one. 112 00:18:38,460 --> 00:18:39,580 What do you write about? 113 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:43,060 Killing young girls and hiding their bodies in your apartment? 114 00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:47,090 What do you mean? 115 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,570 You look like a serial killer. 116 00:19:03,290 --> 00:19:08,310 It was here that the murder street came to an end, if only temporarily. 117 00:19:09,390 --> 00:19:13,850 The suspect, hearing the sirens of police cars responding to a disturbance 118 00:19:13,850 --> 00:19:17,710 several blocks away, fled down this alley and disappeared. 119 00:19:18,170 --> 00:19:23,370 It was only after the bodies were discovered the next day that police 120 00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:29,210 they had been in the same area as the multiple murderer known as the Side 121 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,210 Slasher. 122 00:19:31,130 --> 00:19:36,110 say witnesses described the man they saw running that night, and he does indeed 123 00:19:36,110 --> 00:19:38,830 fit earlier descriptions of the slasher. 124 00:19:39,030 --> 00:19:45,930 He is said to be approximately 30 to 35 years of age, a stocky or heavyset man, 125 00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:50,410 about 5 '8", and about 200 to 220 pounds. 126 00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:53,350 He has short dark hair and a mustache. 127 00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:59,850 He has been seen as far east as Decatur, Illinois, and as far west as Greeley, 128 00:19:59,910 --> 00:20:00,910 Colorado. 129 00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:05,960 Great. I really do look like a serial killer. 130 00:20:48,550 --> 00:20:49,670 Just in time. 131 00:20:54,870 --> 00:20:58,990 I wonder if anyone would really come to check on me if I didn't turn that key at 132 00:20:58,990 --> 00:20:59,990 the right time. 133 00:21:03,390 --> 00:21:06,670 It's probably just a trick to make sure I'm not sleeping in my car. 134 00:21:09,490 --> 00:21:11,870 Someday I'll see what happens when I don't check in. 135 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:15,690 Oh well. 136 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:20,540 At least this is better than my last job, changing those aromatic urinal 137 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:35,160 Wow, can I talk to you in the same way? 138 00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:37,520 Try it. 139 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,520 Okay, well, let me think of something. 140 00:22:43,580 --> 00:22:46,600 You look very nice floating in your tank. 141 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,240 Why, thank you. 142 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,040 Well, I'll be. It worked. 143 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:55,840 Certainly. Just as I said it would. 144 00:22:57,020 --> 00:23:00,220 Well, now that we're communicating, I feel I should get dressed. 145 00:23:00,970 --> 00:23:01,970 What are you doing? 146 00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:07,570 Oh, why does she have to get dressed? It's just a brain. 147 00:23:19,070 --> 00:23:22,550 I can't believe this brain has a girlfriend and I'm sitting here by 148 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,260 Oh, yes, Angela. 149 00:23:58,180 --> 00:23:59,600 Oh, yes. 150 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,980 Goddamn set the right way. 151 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:07,960 Dad. 152 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:14,020 What are you doing watching this monster movie crap anyway? How old are you? 153 00:24:16,220 --> 00:24:17,860 Dad, how can... 154 00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:37,640 Am I going insane? 155 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,540 I hope I'm just drunk. 156 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,280 You think you've got troubles. 157 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,700 I just saw my dad in the middle of a brain movie. 158 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,880 I hope this headache doesn't get as bad as the last one. 159 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:04,100 I hope it's not that guy upstairs who keeps leaving these things for me. 160 00:30:18,460 --> 00:30:20,880 I wonder if anyone can see in here. 161 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:25,960 What the hell? 162 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,640 I wonder if he's been yanking on his dick. 163 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,040 I used to cry afterwards sometimes. 164 00:30:37,540 --> 00:30:38,740 Or was it before? 165 00:31:11,310 --> 00:31:12,310 Omaha Cable. 166 00:31:12,350 --> 00:31:17,230 Hello. I was just wondering if you give out the list of people who subscribe to 167 00:31:17,230 --> 00:31:18,230 the adult channel. 168 00:31:19,230 --> 00:31:21,230 All customer records are confidential. 169 00:31:22,950 --> 00:31:25,830 So no one would know if I'm watching Cable X? 170 00:31:27,450 --> 00:31:30,130 No, sir. All customer information is confidential. 171 00:31:31,530 --> 00:31:32,810 Okay. Thanks. 172 00:31:33,890 --> 00:31:35,910 Thank you for calling Omaha Cable. 173 00:31:42,169 --> 00:31:43,630 There's just one thing to do. 174 00:31:44,510 --> 00:31:48,290 I'll keep an eye on the door all night and see for myself who's leaving those 175 00:31:48,290 --> 00:31:49,290 flyers. 176 00:32:33,580 --> 00:32:34,580 Hello? 177 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:36,640 Hello. How's it going? 178 00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:38,800 Who is this? 179 00:32:39,420 --> 00:32:41,680 Marcus Templeton, the security guard. 180 00:32:43,580 --> 00:32:44,580 Oh. 181 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,840 I was wondering if you wanted to meet me for lunch tomorrow? 182 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:54,100 Well, I... There's a Sinclair station near your house that has sandwiches on 183 00:32:54,100 --> 00:32:55,500 sale for $1 .49. 184 00:32:55,740 --> 00:32:57,080 How does that sound? 185 00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:58,800 I think I'd have. 186 00:33:09,930 --> 00:33:13,710 I wonder if she's still mad at me because I asked her to be my date for my 187 00:33:13,710 --> 00:33:14,710 grandmother's funeral. 188 00:33:22,550 --> 00:33:23,550 Uh oh. 189 00:33:24,150 --> 00:33:25,850 Some of these sound kind of familiar. 190 00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:57,620 I hope I don't drive my vehicle through the front of a cafeteria. 191 00:34:59,850 --> 00:35:00,850 What, this? 192 00:35:01,810 --> 00:35:04,150 You've got enough lard on your ass for six people. 193 00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:06,270 What the hell is wrong with you? 194 00:35:07,970 --> 00:35:10,490 Nothing. I just need a little bit more exercise. 195 00:35:12,010 --> 00:35:13,510 It's got to be more than that. 196 00:35:13,910 --> 00:35:15,370 You been sick a lot lately? 197 00:35:16,150 --> 00:35:17,150 Not really. 198 00:35:18,190 --> 00:35:19,650 Oh, man, are you sure? 199 00:35:20,050 --> 00:35:21,950 You must have cancer or something. 200 00:35:22,330 --> 00:35:24,330 Dad, I don't have cancer. Don't say that. 201 00:35:25,710 --> 00:35:27,330 You better get checked out, boy. 202 00:35:27,710 --> 00:35:28,710 God damn. 203 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:30,800 Come on, Dad. 204 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,640 Maybe I do have cancer. 205 00:36:02,220 --> 00:36:05,680 I wonder if that causes difficulty in achieving an erection. 206 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:11,840 I thought I was having trouble because of my weight, but how can you tell if 207 00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:12,840 have it? 208 00:36:14,540 --> 00:36:16,100 Oh, I don't have cancer. 209 00:36:16,460 --> 00:36:18,200 I just need to lose some weight. 210 00:36:20,660 --> 00:36:23,680 I guess it's a good thing fat guys never get laid. 211 00:36:23,980 --> 00:36:26,700 It's hard enough achieving an erection when you're alone. 212 00:36:41,580 --> 00:36:48,360 We breed and populate this world like ants, occupying buildings, 213 00:36:48,780 --> 00:36:55,500 turning lights on and off, banished to an exile in 214 00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:56,500 hell. 215 00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:07,760 I will not 216 00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:09,940 yank on my dick again. 217 00:37:10,650 --> 00:37:12,470 until I have a real woman. 218 00:37:13,130 --> 00:37:14,590 This I vow. 219 00:37:26,530 --> 00:37:27,890 Oh, man. 220 00:38:05,930 --> 00:38:07,690 I think that guy's staring at us. 221 00:38:08,450 --> 00:38:09,450 Are you sure? 222 00:38:09,730 --> 00:38:11,750 Yes, I think he's looking at my legs. 223 00:38:12,050 --> 00:38:13,450 You want me to say something to him? 224 00:38:14,490 --> 00:38:15,670 No, let's just go. 225 00:38:26,170 --> 00:38:28,710 Huh. Wonder what spooked him. 226 00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:10,840 Uh -huh. 227 00:40:12,810 --> 00:40:14,270 This has got to be phony. 228 00:40:14,610 --> 00:40:17,050 How could a corset get rid of your double chin? 229 00:40:29,370 --> 00:40:32,370 Oh my god, I no longer have a chin. 230 00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:44,540 Maybe I've been looking at too many women in magazines and on TV. 231 00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:49,460 I bet I could achieve an erection if I had a real girl in front of me. 232 00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,960 The question is how to find one. 233 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:57,300 I wish you could just look up a number and call. 234 00:41:24,350 --> 00:41:27,050 Hmm, a lot of these say 24 hours. 235 00:41:31,370 --> 00:41:34,470 I hope it doesn't cost more if you call in the middle of the night. 236 00:41:38,950 --> 00:41:39,950 Hello? 237 00:41:40,790 --> 00:41:44,210 Hi, I saw your ad in the paper and I was wondering about your prices. 238 00:41:44,630 --> 00:41:46,370 Are you interested in an alcohol? 239 00:41:47,370 --> 00:41:48,370 What's that? 240 00:41:49,770 --> 00:41:51,330 That's where I come over to your house. 241 00:41:52,740 --> 00:41:54,960 Which costs less, an in -call or an out -call? 242 00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:56,640 Costs the same, baby. 243 00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:57,980 $150 for an hour. 244 00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:00,320 How much for a half hour? 245 00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:03,480 I don't do half hours. 246 00:42:06,100 --> 00:42:08,100 Okay, can I think about it and call you back? 247 00:42:09,340 --> 00:42:10,340 Sure. 248 00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:19,240 For $150, she better look like Marilyn Monroe. 249 00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:31,200 Yeah, I was calling about your ad. 250 00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:33,660 One girl or two? 251 00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:35,860 How much for two girls? 252 00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:37,360 $3 .54. 253 00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:40,740 Do the women look very good? 254 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,020 We got no dogs here, buddy. 255 00:42:44,140 --> 00:42:45,520 Okay, let me think about it. 256 00:42:58,730 --> 00:43:00,150 Hi, how much for an out call? 257 00:43:01,850 --> 00:43:02,970 $175 per hour. 258 00:43:04,390 --> 00:43:05,730 Do you do half hours? 259 00:43:06,490 --> 00:43:08,250 No, hon, an hour's the minimum. 260 00:43:08,970 --> 00:43:11,790 Would you be willing to come over for, say, $100? 261 00:43:12,870 --> 00:43:16,430 This is not the bargain basement, dear. I'm strictly Saks Fifth Avenue. 262 00:43:17,530 --> 00:43:19,730 Well, what do you look like? 263 00:43:20,910 --> 00:43:24,250 I'm gorgeous, or I wouldn't ask for $175 an hour. 264 00:43:25,350 --> 00:43:27,590 Would it cost less if I came to your location? 265 00:43:29,290 --> 00:43:30,290 Same price. 266 00:43:31,630 --> 00:43:33,850 How much do you charge to spend the whole night? 267 00:43:36,290 --> 00:43:37,290 $1 ,700. 268 00:43:39,270 --> 00:43:43,430 Isn't there any way you can come down a little? This isn't a rescue mission. I'm 269 00:43:43,430 --> 00:43:44,670 not doing this for charity. 270 00:43:46,710 --> 00:43:49,310 $1 ,700 for one night. 271 00:43:53,030 --> 00:43:56,490 You should be able to disembowel them for that kind of money. 272 00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,400 Hi, I saw your ad and was wondering if you did half -hour sessions? 273 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,840 Well, not usually. Where do you live? 274 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:13,040 Grant Mayfield. 275 00:44:15,020 --> 00:44:16,740 Oh, yeah? I'm not too far from there. 276 00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:21,280 How much would you charge to come over for a half -hour? 277 00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:24,480 A hundred bucks. 278 00:44:26,260 --> 00:44:28,800 Is there any way you could do it for, say, 75? 279 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:35,340 Well, ordinarily I wouldn't drive anywhere for less than a hundred, but 280 00:44:35,340 --> 00:44:36,740 been a really slow night. Okay. 281 00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:39,920 Oh, boy. How soon can you get here? 282 00:44:41,020 --> 00:44:43,860 Well, first you've got to give me your number so I can call you back to verify 283 00:44:43,860 --> 00:44:44,860 everything. 284 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:50,340 Okay. That's Marcus Templeton, 755 -8919. 285 00:44:53,020 --> 00:44:55,060 Okay. I'll call you back in a minute and get directions. 286 00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:56,939 All right. 287 00:44:56,940 --> 00:44:57,940 Bye. 288 00:45:01,100 --> 00:45:04,040 Oh boy, oh boy. I hope she can get right over here. 289 00:45:05,340 --> 00:45:06,800 I wonder if I should get dressed. 290 00:45:09,180 --> 00:45:11,100 Yeah, I wouldn't want to scare her. 291 00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:23,040 This is kind of expensive, but it'll be worth it to go out on a date. 292 00:45:26,240 --> 00:45:29,380 If you can call having a prostitute over the house a date. 293 00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:35,860 I hope she looks good. 294 00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:38,860 I also hope I don't catch anything. 295 00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:41,680 I don't have any rubbers. 296 00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:43,880 I bet she'll have some. 297 00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:48,400 I wonder if she'll come over next time for $75. 298 00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:52,100 Maybe I could do this every month. 299 00:45:53,380 --> 00:45:54,700 I could afford that. 300 00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:01,700 Wait a minute. 301 00:46:02,730 --> 00:46:07,370 If I stash this recorder somewhere in the room, I could make a tape of the 302 00:46:07,370 --> 00:46:12,090 entire session, then relive it a few times before I call it again. 303 00:46:13,530 --> 00:46:15,690 Boy, that would really save some dough. 304 00:46:17,930 --> 00:46:19,650 She'd never see it in all this mess. 305 00:46:20,810 --> 00:46:23,090 I wonder where it would make the best recording. 306 00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:45,260 30 minutes per side. 307 00:46:46,460 --> 00:46:49,920 I'll turn it on as soon as the doorbell rings and I should get everything. 308 00:46:58,600 --> 00:46:59,860 Well, here's the bedroom. 309 00:47:00,540 --> 00:47:02,300 Hope it's not too messy for you. 310 00:47:02,540 --> 00:47:05,160 Oh, hell no. You should see some of these guys' houses. 311 00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:08,060 Really? Worse than this? A lot worse. 312 00:47:08,300 --> 00:47:09,460 Can I set this here? 313 00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:11,160 Sure. Go ahead. 314 00:47:12,140 --> 00:47:13,700 Do you mind if I watch you undress? 315 00:47:14,140 --> 00:47:16,620 No, that's fine. Why don't you get ready, too? 316 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:18,200 Okay. 317 00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:27,980 Boy, you have lovely breasts. 318 00:47:28,500 --> 00:47:29,500 Thank you. 319 00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,580 Do you mind if I start feeling them now? 320 00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:34,160 Just a minute. 321 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:36,740 Okay, come here for a second. 322 00:47:40,140 --> 00:47:43,780 Okay. Do you want to stand here and feel them, or do you want to get into bed? 323 00:47:45,300 --> 00:47:46,960 Well, let's get into bed. 324 00:47:47,820 --> 00:47:50,220 But just let me feel them for a second first. 325 00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:55,880 Okay. Do you want me to do anything, or should I just stand here for a minute? 326 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,000 This is fine. 327 00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:01,260 You don't have to watch if you don't want. No, that's all right. 328 00:48:07,460 --> 00:48:09,480 Do you think I'm really overweight? 329 00:48:10,220 --> 00:48:12,020 No, I think you look good. 330 00:48:12,740 --> 00:48:13,960 What about this cut? 331 00:48:14,340 --> 00:48:16,500 I think you're a very attractive man. 332 00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:19,660 You don't think I need to lose about 40 pounds? 333 00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:23,640 No, maybe five. I think you're very handsome. 334 00:48:24,340 --> 00:48:26,440 And I think you're beautiful. 335 00:48:26,820 --> 00:48:27,820 Thank you. 336 00:48:28,460 --> 00:48:29,980 Do you want to get on the bed now? 337 00:48:30,380 --> 00:48:31,380 Sure. 338 00:48:37,300 --> 00:48:38,420 Is this okay? 339 00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:39,640 Sure. 340 00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:41,700 Okay, there. 341 00:48:44,300 --> 00:48:45,440 Oh, there we go. 342 00:48:48,020 --> 00:48:49,940 Sorry my dick isn't very hard. 343 00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:52,060 It's fine. Go ahead. 344 00:51:28,970 --> 00:51:33,510 You certainly have lovely breasts Thank you. 345 00:51:34,590 --> 00:51:36,650 Is it okay if I set my things here? 346 00:51:37,170 --> 00:51:40,670 Sure What 347 00:51:40,670 --> 00:51:46,170 do you want me to do? 348 00:52:00,010 --> 00:52:04,710 I'm enjoying my audio tapes, but I've got to find something close to reality. 349 00:52:18,190 --> 00:52:20,010 Hmm, this is a beaut. 350 00:52:25,890 --> 00:52:29,170 I wonder how much light you need to get a decent picture. 351 00:53:19,500 --> 00:53:26,000 Crab lice, or crabs, are small visible creatures in the insect family that are 352 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,060 often spread through sexual contact. 353 00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:33,420 They live in the pubic hair and get their nourishment by sucking blood from 354 00:53:33,420 --> 00:53:34,420 their host. 355 00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:39,980 Crabs are not dangerous, but the itching they cause can be troublesome to 356 00:53:39,980 --> 00:53:41,720 victims infected by them. 357 00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:46,740 Fortunately, many medications are available to treat them. 358 00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:53,040 These usually come in the forms of creams and lotions that are applied to 359 00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:55,920 genital region before showering. 360 00:53:58,280 --> 00:53:59,280 Great. 361 00:54:24,210 --> 00:54:26,490 Effective in the removal of cubic life. 362 00:54:29,550 --> 00:54:31,670 Well, I still think it was worth it. 363 00:54:32,470 --> 00:54:39,050 I hope this stuff works. 364 00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:54,840 Sometimes. 365 00:56:27,299 --> 00:56:29,740 All those phones and I have no one to call. 366 00:56:37,260 --> 00:56:38,260 Hello? 367 00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:39,480 Hi. 368 00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:40,680 Who's this? 369 00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:42,480 Marcus. 370 00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:43,740 What are you doing today? 371 00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:45,600 Just sitting around. 372 00:56:46,740 --> 00:56:47,840 Do you have the day off? 373 00:56:48,940 --> 00:56:50,460 No, I work at night. 374 00:56:51,220 --> 00:56:52,240 Really? What do you do? 375 00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:54,760 I'm a security guard. 376 00:56:55,100 --> 00:56:56,520 Oh, that must be exciting. 377 00:56:58,270 --> 00:56:59,270 Not really. 378 00:56:59,550 --> 00:57:02,330 Nothing much happens and I never get to talk to anyone. 379 00:57:04,190 --> 00:57:05,990 Well, you can always call and talk to me. 380 00:57:07,450 --> 00:57:09,650 Yeah, at $2 per minute. 381 00:57:11,110 --> 00:57:12,550 It's not really so much. 382 00:57:14,090 --> 00:57:15,110 Well, that's true. 383 00:57:15,610 --> 00:57:19,090 I've been paying call girls more than $100 an hour to come over. 384 00:57:21,430 --> 00:57:23,090 Really? How many times have you done that? 385 00:57:24,730 --> 00:57:26,470 I don't know. A lot. 386 00:57:27,340 --> 00:57:29,760 In fact, I really can't afford to make this call. 387 00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:32,760 Really? 388 00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,480 Yeah, I better get off the line. 389 00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:38,760 I understand, but listen, you call back anytime, okay? 390 00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:43,160 Alright, thanks. 391 00:58:11,630 --> 00:58:12,630 This is Marcus. 392 00:58:14,170 --> 00:58:15,370 What are you up to today? 393 00:58:17,470 --> 00:58:18,470 Oh, not much. 394 00:58:20,330 --> 00:58:21,710 Then you have to go to work today? 395 00:58:22,530 --> 00:58:24,110 I don't go until later. 396 00:58:25,250 --> 00:58:26,310 Really? What do you do? 397 00:58:27,330 --> 00:58:28,510 I'm a security guard. 398 00:58:29,250 --> 00:58:30,670 That must be interesting work. 399 00:58:34,310 --> 00:58:35,310 Not really. 400 00:58:35,910 --> 00:58:37,170 Do you want to go out sometime? 401 00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:42,300 Well, you sound very nice, but we're not allowed to do that. 402 00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:44,540 No one would have to know about it. 403 00:58:46,300 --> 00:58:48,240 I'm sorry. We're really not supposed to do that. 404 00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:50,480 I see. 405 00:58:52,540 --> 00:58:54,620 I'd be happy to talk to you as long as you want, though. 406 00:58:55,220 --> 00:58:56,220 Yeah, I bet. 407 00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:58,160 Excuse me? 408 00:58:59,940 --> 00:59:00,940 Never mind. 409 00:59:22,350 --> 00:59:25,650 I just wanted to call and say I don't think much of your little operation. 410 00:59:27,930 --> 00:59:29,230 I beg your pardon? 411 00:59:31,250 --> 00:59:34,790 It's pretty obvious you're just trying to keep people on the line to make 412 00:59:37,270 --> 00:59:38,590 I beg your pardon? 413 00:59:42,150 --> 00:59:48,310 I hope I'm not going insane. 414 00:59:50,860 --> 00:59:52,360 I'm sure I must be though. 415 01:00:13,340 --> 01:00:14,340 Hello? 416 01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:20,520 Hello? 417 01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:31,860 I feel horrible. 418 01:00:32,860 --> 01:00:35,380 I'm sure I'd feel worse if I had talked to her, though. 419 01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:38,600 Maybe I'll call Dave. 420 01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:40,380 He's my best friend. 421 01:00:43,260 --> 01:00:45,380 No, we're really not that close. 422 01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:48,540 I don't think I could tell him my problems. 423 01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:53,700 In fact, I think he hates me. 424 01:01:00,140 --> 01:01:01,620 Maybe I'll have a little snack. 425 01:02:40,580 --> 01:02:44,140 Insanity is a state of imperfect reasoning ability. 426 01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:51,000 Caused by mental disease, insanity often removes the afflicted person from 427 01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:56,460 reality as it is normally perceived and renders them unresponsible for their 428 01:02:56,460 --> 01:02:57,460 actions. 429 01:03:01,900 --> 01:03:04,240 That's not me they're talking about. 430 01:03:18,220 --> 01:03:24,380 While having no precise meaning in either law or medicine, insanity has 431 01:03:24,380 --> 01:03:27,520 mean a state of reduced or damaged mental capacity. 432 01:03:28,940 --> 01:03:35,600 Often called madness, it represents a breakdown in the ability to reason and 433 01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:39,580 manifests itself in the inability to distinguish right from wrong. 434 01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:44,880 The most common form of this condition is called schizophrenia. 435 01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:50,940 which is characterized by prolonged periods of delusions, hallucinations, 436 01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:56,540 personality disintegration, and the inability to properly perceive reality. 437 01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:03,920 Uh -oh. This is beginning to sound familiar. 438 01:04:04,780 --> 01:04:07,720 I wonder how much it would cost to visit a psychiatrist. 439 01:04:10,500 --> 01:04:12,200 Yeah, that's stupid. 440 01:04:12,820 --> 01:04:15,120 I'd rather spend the money on call girls. 441 01:04:17,710 --> 01:04:20,370 Oh, what am I saying? I can't afford that either. 442 01:04:22,510 --> 01:04:25,370 I wonder if this is the sort of thing you can treat yourself. 443 01:04:26,610 --> 01:04:27,670 It's worth a try. 444 01:04:30,430 --> 01:04:31,430 Here's something. 445 01:04:32,450 --> 01:04:33,690 Self -hypnosis. 446 01:04:38,310 --> 01:04:45,230 My mom said to me to start cleaning up the garage and to be 447 01:04:45,230 --> 01:04:47,710 sure... and check all the mouse traps. 448 01:04:48,750 --> 01:04:55,010 I went in to see and found a couple of traps that hadn't been disturbed. 449 01:04:56,310 --> 01:05:03,150 Then, in a corner of the garage was a trap that 450 01:05:03,150 --> 01:05:09,150 had just missed the mouse's body and had him pinned by the tail. 451 01:05:11,050 --> 01:05:13,750 The mouse was squirming, and I wanted it to stop. 452 01:05:15,130 --> 01:05:20,270 For some reason, I decided to fill a bucket with water and drown the mouse. 453 01:05:21,610 --> 01:05:26,570 I was holding him under the water with a pair of pliers. 454 01:05:28,030 --> 01:05:33,870 I don't remember why I did it that way, but I held him under the water until he 455 01:05:33,870 --> 01:05:35,130 stopped squirming. 456 01:05:36,550 --> 01:05:37,570 I forget. 457 01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:40,720 how many times I checked to see if he was still moving 458 01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:47,680 this is just depressing the hell out 459 01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:48,680 of me 460 01:06:16,759 --> 01:06:18,040 This is more like it. 461 01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:21,300 I just needed to get out and stop dwelling on weird things. 462 01:06:21,940 --> 01:06:23,480 I should do this every day. 463 01:06:47,220 --> 01:06:50,280 Boy, I haven't been on one of these in 20 years. 464 01:06:50,900 --> 01:06:53,020 This used to be my all -time favorite. 465 01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:05,740 I'm like a new man. 466 01:07:06,460 --> 01:07:08,580 This is the best I've felt since... 467 01:07:55,150 --> 01:07:57,270 This corset could change my whole life. 468 01:07:58,270 --> 01:07:59,750 Parties. Dates. 469 01:08:00,310 --> 01:08:01,310 Fun. 470 01:08:38,710 --> 01:08:39,710 Hmm. 471 01:08:42,310 --> 01:08:43,310 Hmm. 472 01:08:45,490 --> 01:08:46,490 Oh. 473 01:08:47,770 --> 01:08:48,770 Oh. 474 01:08:50,350 --> 01:08:51,350 Oh. 475 01:08:51,910 --> 01:08:55,950 I knew it wouldn't work. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. 476 01:08:58,710 --> 01:09:02,090 You look like you could be a cop, but, you know, that's good. You know, some 477 01:09:02,090 --> 01:09:03,210 cops are all nice guys, though. 478 01:09:05,529 --> 01:09:07,370 Oh, so what did you use for protection? 479 01:09:08,460 --> 01:09:09,460 Condom? Yeah. 480 01:09:10,040 --> 01:09:14,160 You don't get those little crabs or anything, do you? No, I never have, no. 481 01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:18,260 Usually I don't come out. I used to have a knife on the phone. I don't see a guy 482 01:09:18,260 --> 01:09:21,960 for $70. I charge $200 and sometimes $300. 483 01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:25,240 But I don't. 484 01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:29,680 I'm usually in a dress and everything. I look a little bit nicer in a lake 485 01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:31,080 tonight, so I'm just kind of couched. 486 01:09:32,060 --> 01:09:33,779 I figure I'll just come on out. 487 01:10:13,640 --> 01:10:16,400 I should videotape a call girl when she comes over. 488 01:10:18,520 --> 01:10:20,240 Maybe she'd really be into it. 489 01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:25,880 Kind of seems like you like to watch, huh? 490 01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:28,280 Yeah. 491 01:10:30,620 --> 01:10:32,440 Want to watch me take off my clothes? 492 01:10:33,920 --> 01:10:34,920 Yeah. 493 01:10:45,350 --> 01:10:46,350 Did you look at my tip? 494 01:10:47,730 --> 01:10:48,730 Yeah. 495 01:10:51,310 --> 01:10:58,230 Then again, she might not be into 496 01:10:58,230 --> 01:10:59,230 it. 497 01:11:00,650 --> 01:11:02,030 What the hell is this? 498 01:11:02,270 --> 01:11:03,610 I'm just videotaping you. 499 01:11:04,230 --> 01:11:05,730 What the fuck for? 500 01:11:06,090 --> 01:11:07,590 I want to look at it later. 501 01:11:08,190 --> 01:11:11,790 Ron, no, you can look at me now, honey. We didn't discuss this, alright? 502 01:11:12,170 --> 01:11:13,410 Please? No. 503 01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:18,100 fuck are you doing? Don't film my tits. 504 01:11:18,340 --> 01:11:19,760 I said turn it off. 505 01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:22,700 Did you hear what the fuck I said? I said turn it off. 506 01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:26,880 That's always a possibility. 507 01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:30,900 Maybe I better play it safe and hide the camera in the closet. 508 01:12:26,830 --> 01:12:27,830 You're a 14 -year -old, aren't you? 509 01:12:29,210 --> 01:12:30,470 Still looking at Playboys? 510 01:12:31,850 --> 01:12:32,850 Shit, man. 511 01:12:33,970 --> 01:12:34,970 Huh. 512 01:12:40,390 --> 01:12:41,390 What do you like to do? 513 01:12:41,730 --> 01:12:43,710 Do you like to sit here and beat off to these chicks? 514 01:12:45,110 --> 01:12:46,570 Sometimes. Uh -huh. 515 01:12:47,910 --> 01:12:49,410 So, is that what you want to do with me? 516 01:12:50,310 --> 01:12:51,950 Do you want to just sit here and beat off? 517 01:13:05,480 --> 01:13:09,720 If you want to come in my mouth, I can give you a hand job, 50 bucks. 518 01:13:11,480 --> 01:13:14,740 Um, so you tell me what you want to do. 519 01:13:32,410 --> 01:13:35,530 Maybe I should stop dwelling on women's breath all the time. 520 01:13:38,310 --> 01:13:39,770 What I need is a vacation. 521 01:14:34,440 --> 01:14:35,960 Thank you. 522 01:14:40,700 --> 01:14:45,480 Thank you. 523 01:15:24,170 --> 01:15:25,950 A hundred and ninety -one pounds? 524 01:15:27,150 --> 01:15:30,010 Does she really think anyone's going to write to her? 525 01:15:30,830 --> 01:15:34,290 I'm more pathetic than she is, and I wouldn't be seen dead with her. 526 01:15:53,710 --> 01:15:55,930 Who am I to destroy another living thing? 527 01:16:00,810 --> 01:16:03,510 Besides, I don't want to get spider guts in my skin, Meg. 528 01:16:11,730 --> 01:16:14,190 Beast, you're not a cop, are you? 529 01:16:14,810 --> 01:16:16,930 No. Do I look like one? 530 01:16:17,750 --> 01:16:18,750 Yes. 531 01:16:20,350 --> 01:16:21,350 Don't you like cops? 532 01:16:23,090 --> 01:16:24,090 No way. 533 01:16:25,550 --> 01:16:27,110 What do you do for a living? 534 01:16:29,230 --> 01:16:30,630 Well, I work in the store. 535 01:16:32,130 --> 01:16:33,130 Yeah? 536 01:16:33,290 --> 01:16:34,290 What store? 537 01:16:36,170 --> 01:16:37,370 Um, Food King. 538 01:16:38,370 --> 01:16:40,570 Oh, yeah, that one back there on Ash Street? 539 01:16:42,290 --> 01:16:43,290 Yeah, that's it. 540 01:16:45,390 --> 01:16:47,270 Well, you sure do look like a cop. 541 01:16:48,570 --> 01:16:50,110 What do you have against him, anyway? 542 01:16:51,530 --> 01:16:53,690 Oh, they're always half on me. 543 01:16:55,110 --> 01:16:56,110 About what? 544 01:16:57,310 --> 01:16:59,130 You know, I hitch rides. 545 01:17:00,050 --> 01:17:01,890 Try to do favors for guys. 546 01:17:02,130 --> 01:17:03,650 Earn a little money. You know. 547 01:17:04,390 --> 01:17:05,390 Oh, yeah? 548 01:17:06,330 --> 01:17:08,010 Yeah. You interested? 549 01:17:11,050 --> 01:17:13,830 Well, how much would it cost me? 550 01:17:15,350 --> 01:17:16,350 I don't know. 551 01:17:16,390 --> 01:17:17,390 What do you want? 552 01:17:20,630 --> 01:17:23,040 Well... 100 bucks for straight lay. 553 01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:26,180 125 for half and half. What's half and half? 554 01:17:26,820 --> 01:17:28,440 You know, half lay, half. 555 01:17:30,440 --> 01:17:32,640 50 bucks for a regular blowjob. 556 01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:34,780 20 bucks for a handjob. 557 01:17:35,840 --> 01:17:37,320 50 bucks for a blowjob? 558 01:17:37,980 --> 01:17:39,680 Yeah, and you gotta wear a rubber. 559 01:17:40,240 --> 01:17:41,240 Oh, yeah. 560 01:17:41,420 --> 01:17:42,420 AIDS. 561 01:17:43,020 --> 01:17:44,960 I don't give a shit about AIDS. 562 01:17:45,300 --> 01:17:47,720 I just don't want anybody coming in my mouth. 563 01:17:51,560 --> 01:17:53,420 What did you say you do for $10? 564 01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:55,520 Nothing. 565 01:17:56,220 --> 01:17:58,000 I'll give you a handjob for $20. 566 01:17:59,080 --> 01:18:00,440 How much do you have? 567 01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:04,620 Just over $10. I don't suppose you'd take a check? 568 01:18:15,120 --> 01:18:17,340 I'm okay. Here's another $10. 569 01:18:35,250 --> 01:18:37,070 Sure. Why is it so bright in here? 570 01:18:37,650 --> 01:18:39,270 I just want to be able to see you. 571 01:18:43,190 --> 01:18:44,370 You're not a cop, are you? 572 01:18:45,150 --> 01:18:46,290 Do I look like one? 573 01:18:48,390 --> 01:18:49,390 Yeah. 574 01:20:47,020 --> 01:20:48,540 Is that a bologna sandwich? 575 01:20:49,140 --> 01:20:52,040 That stuff is almost 100 % fat, boy. 576 01:20:58,100 --> 01:20:59,100 Death boy. 577 01:21:07,960 --> 01:21:10,820 Can I feel them? 578 01:21:11,040 --> 01:21:12,040 Sure, go ahead. 579 01:21:21,900 --> 01:21:23,100 Did you break your little heart again? 580 01:21:23,580 --> 01:21:25,280 No, not really. 581 01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:28,700 What you needed some luck. 582 01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:30,000 What's that? 583 01:21:30,260 --> 01:21:31,780 You know, a hand job. 584 01:21:32,760 --> 01:21:33,860 That's a good idea. 585 01:21:40,480 --> 01:21:42,120 I think this might work. 586 01:21:42,780 --> 01:21:43,960 Give me a few minutes. 587 01:21:45,020 --> 01:21:47,880 Well, okay, but I'm not going to plan it all night. 588 01:21:51,530 --> 01:21:54,990 I would have been able to achieve an erection if he'd given me more time. 589 01:21:57,750 --> 01:21:59,470 We should have pulled on it longer. 590 01:22:53,080 --> 01:22:54,080 Dad. 591 01:22:55,520 --> 01:22:57,800 Boy, I thought the army would straighten you out. 592 01:22:58,260 --> 01:23:00,140 I guess they can't work miracles. 593 01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:03,300 Geez, he's in his own drawers. 594 01:23:06,180 --> 01:23:08,980 Reduzo cream melts, melts, melts that fat away. 595 01:23:09,580 --> 01:23:14,500 Millions use it, millions swear by it. Isn't it about time you tried Reduzo 596 01:23:14,500 --> 01:23:15,500 cream? 597 01:23:33,870 --> 01:23:35,990 Safe as any garden vegetable. 598 01:23:43,590 --> 01:23:46,270 Results vary greatly among users. 599 01:23:49,370 --> 01:23:51,890 There's no way this is going to work. 600 01:23:53,950 --> 01:23:55,910 Absolutely no way. 601 01:24:33,040 --> 01:24:34,800 Oh, look at those breasts. 602 01:24:36,880 --> 01:24:38,740 Sure would like to feel those babies. 603 01:25:39,820 --> 01:25:41,560 Four days until payday. 604 01:25:43,600 --> 01:25:46,940 I'm having a call girl come over the second I get that paycheck. 605 01:26:12,040 --> 01:26:13,040 Are you a cop? 606 01:26:18,700 --> 01:26:19,700 Here's the bedroom. 607 01:26:22,380 --> 01:26:23,380 Uh -huh. 608 01:26:26,160 --> 01:26:27,200 Do you have the money? 609 01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:29,000 Yeah. 610 01:26:29,600 --> 01:26:30,600 Here you go. 611 01:26:38,400 --> 01:26:40,100 Hey, get undressed. 612 01:27:00,040 --> 01:27:01,040 Couple of things. 613 01:27:02,220 --> 01:27:03,380 Don't try to kiss me. 614 01:27:03,760 --> 01:27:05,280 And don't touch my hair. 615 01:27:15,260 --> 01:27:16,260 I'm starving. 616 01:27:18,680 --> 01:27:21,800 Of course, I should eat at home and save my money for call girls. 617 01:27:48,720 --> 01:27:49,840 How long has this been unwrapped? 618 01:27:51,820 --> 01:27:53,420 What difference does it make? 619 01:28:31,240 --> 01:28:32,240 This is stupid. 620 01:28:32,600 --> 01:28:35,280 It takes two people to play this game properly. 621 01:28:37,380 --> 01:28:40,100 There must be some way I can get a real date. 622 01:28:46,700 --> 01:28:53,580 How are you 623 01:28:53,580 --> 01:28:54,580 tonight? 624 01:28:54,640 --> 01:28:57,040 Okay. I'm a little nervous. 625 01:28:57,280 --> 01:28:59,460 I've never really been on a blind date before. 626 01:29:01,200 --> 01:29:03,300 since your mom and my aunt go to the same church. 627 01:29:04,780 --> 01:29:05,960 What's your mom's name? 628 01:29:06,380 --> 01:29:07,380 Edith Westhall. 629 01:29:08,840 --> 01:29:09,940 Have I met her? 630 01:29:11,320 --> 01:29:12,320 I don't think so. 631 01:29:12,780 --> 01:29:14,380 But your aunt said that you were nice. 632 01:29:17,980 --> 01:29:20,100 What else did my aunt say about me? 633 01:29:20,940 --> 01:29:25,200 Well, that you were a security guard, and that you're about my age, and that 634 01:29:25,200 --> 01:29:26,200 you've never been married. 635 01:29:27,140 --> 01:29:28,580 Have you been married before? 636 01:29:29,600 --> 01:29:30,600 No. 637 01:29:31,850 --> 01:29:33,630 I guess they thought we were made for each other. 638 01:29:42,370 --> 01:29:43,870 So, do you have any hobbies? 639 01:29:46,670 --> 01:29:49,190 Well, I try to write now and then. 640 01:29:50,170 --> 01:29:51,970 Really? Can you read something you've written? 641 01:29:53,430 --> 01:29:57,490 Well, I haven't really written anything for a couple years now. 642 01:29:57,870 --> 01:29:58,870 Oh. 643 01:30:00,200 --> 01:30:01,560 What have you been doing lately? 644 01:30:03,420 --> 01:30:05,560 I've been reading a lot of medical stuff. 645 01:30:06,140 --> 01:30:08,820 Self -hypnosis and things like that. 646 01:30:11,420 --> 01:30:12,420 That's interesting. 647 01:30:12,500 --> 01:30:14,020 Can you really hypnotize yourself? 648 01:30:15,780 --> 01:30:16,780 Oh, sure. 649 01:30:17,380 --> 01:30:19,940 I've even videotaped myself while I was under. 650 01:30:21,080 --> 01:30:23,180 Wow. Can I see one of the tapes? 651 01:30:24,480 --> 01:30:25,480 I don't know. 652 01:30:25,720 --> 01:30:28,500 I think I'd be too embarrassed to show them to anyone. 653 01:30:34,730 --> 01:30:37,110 What kind of things do you talk about when you're hypnotized? 654 01:30:38,830 --> 01:30:41,650 Oh, all kinds of things. 655 01:30:43,090 --> 01:30:44,090 Childhood stuff. 656 01:30:45,050 --> 01:30:46,050 Dreams. 657 01:30:46,370 --> 01:30:47,370 Sex. 658 01:30:47,810 --> 01:30:48,810 You know. 659 01:30:50,010 --> 01:30:51,010 I see. 660 01:30:51,570 --> 01:30:53,790 I don't believe in having sex before marriage. 661 01:30:54,570 --> 01:30:55,570 Myself. 662 01:30:57,330 --> 01:31:00,250 Really? You won't want to have sex then? 663 01:31:02,730 --> 01:31:04,150 You mean with you tonight? 664 01:31:04,950 --> 01:31:06,010 Oh, gosh, no. 665 01:31:07,030 --> 01:31:09,550 Do most of the girls you go out with have sex with you? 666 01:31:11,210 --> 01:31:12,730 Well, yeah. 667 01:31:13,670 --> 01:31:14,670 I see. 668 01:31:15,830 --> 01:31:17,510 Well, I don't believe in doing that personally. 669 01:31:19,550 --> 01:31:20,610 Oh, that's okay. 670 01:31:23,550 --> 01:31:30,250 Could I at least feel your 671 01:31:30,250 --> 01:31:31,250 breath? 672 01:31:36,260 --> 01:31:38,880 No Could I just see them for a minute? 673 01:31:39,640 --> 01:31:45,040 No Do you want to go home now? 674 01:31:45,960 --> 01:31:46,960 Yes 675 01:32:26,670 --> 01:32:28,270 I've just got to get some exercise. 676 01:32:40,850 --> 01:32:43,070 Go ahead and get comfortable. I'll be right back. 677 01:32:43,410 --> 01:32:44,410 Where are you going? 678 01:32:44,610 --> 01:32:46,330 Just to the bathroom for a second. 679 01:32:46,870 --> 01:32:47,870 Okay. 680 01:33:38,700 --> 01:33:39,700 Can I feel those? 681 01:33:43,900 --> 01:33:45,960 Sure. Just let me get one more thing. 682 01:34:30,350 --> 01:34:31,350 Rawr! 683 01:35:09,230 --> 01:35:11,950 You won't be needing this anymore, you pathetic bastard. 684 01:35:41,100 --> 01:35:45,400 Thoughts that appear and make no sense Move through the water every second 685 01:35:45,400 --> 01:35:48,660 for the air that never comes I thought we were not really there 686 01:35:48,660 --> 01:35:55,580 Just to make all 687 01:35:55,580 --> 01:35:59,880 nerves center Thoughts that's on a flying pressure Just to make all nerves 688 01:35:59,880 --> 01:36:02,060 center Thoughts that's on a flying pressure 689 01:36:27,590 --> 01:36:30,390 Thank you. 690 01:36:35,310 --> 01:36:39,810 Just a mangled nerve, then two false steps on a flying pressure Just a 691 01:36:39,810 --> 01:36:42,470 nerve, then two false steps on a flying pressure 692 01:37:14,719 --> 01:37:18,760 Just a mangled nerve center, four steps on a blind pressure. 693 01:37:18,980 --> 01:37:22,580 Just a mangled nerve center, four steps on a blind pressure.